Menu
Cantrips
Pretzels, crispy chickpeas, cashews, wasabi peas, dried pineapple, jamaican jerk spice
4.50
Pile of Po-Tay-Toes
Choice of french fries, tater tots, house seasoning, two dipping sauces
6.50
Add a side of Smoked Cheese Sauce +3
Champion Poutine
French fries, house made beef gravy, cheddar cheese curds
11
Add two Hydra Strips +6.50
Tasha's Mac n Cheese
Skillet of macaroni, smoked cheddar cheese, garlic breadcrumbs
9
Add Crispy Bacon +3.50
Add two Hydra Strips + 6.50
Add Mimic Meatballs + 7.50
Bombardo Tot-chos
Tater tots, smoked cheddar cheese sauce, monterey jack, pickled jalapeño, diced tomato, green onion
11
Tyranid Tacos
Four chicken tacos, balsamic vinegar, pineapple pepper, honey, cilantro, pickled onion
14
Chopper's Chili
Brisket chili, Monterey jack, green onion
12.50
Kraken Ramen
Tonkotsu ramen, green onion, roasted corn, bean sprouts
11
Maulburger
Smash burger patty, red onion, lettuce, pickle, cheddar, Zulu's sauce, brioche bun, dipping sauce
Choose your size...
Halfling Rogue - Single Patty 16.50
Human Fighter - Double Patty 18.50
Add a smashed patty +3 per patty
Add crispy bacon +3.50
Sub Mimic Impossible Patty +4.50 per patty
Dragonborn
Two smash burger patties, pepper jack cheese, fried onions, diced tomato, pickled fresno chile, chipotle bbq, brioche bun, dipping sauce
19.50
Tonberry
Smash burger patty, cheddar, ketchup, brioche bun, dipping sauce
15.50
Gnome's Veggie Sandwich
Toasted garlic french roll, dragongoat cheese, spring mix, pickled red onion, cucumber
16.50
Hydra Strips
Hand-battered chicken tenders, two dipping sauces
Two heads 13
Four heads 20
Sentry's Roc
Brined and battered chicken breast, house seasoning, shredded lettuce, pickle, green onion, honey mustard, brioche bun, dipping sauce
16.50
Phoenix Reborn
Brined and battered chicken breast, house seasoning, tossed in garlic buffalo sauce, shredded lettuce, pickle, green onion, mayonnaise, brioche bun, dipping sauce
17.50
Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat
Mimic meatballs, roasted pepper marinara, monterey jack, vampire control, shaved red onion, parsley, french roll. Can be made vegan and/or gluten-free
18.50
Druid Salad
Chopped romaine, garlic croutons, shaved parmesan, roasted lemon caesar dressing (contains raw egg)*
Half 7.50
Full 14.50
Add two Hydra Strips +6.50
Ranger Salad
Mixed seasonal greens, cucumber, confit grape tomato, red onion, crispy chickpeas, maple tahini dressing
Half 7.50
Full 14.50
Add two Hydra Strips +6.50
Lembas Brownie
Chantilly whipped cream, house-made marshmallow, caramel drizzle
11
Reanimate Bread
Bread pudding bites, cinnamon sugar, bourbon creme anglaise
10
Scoop of Ice Cream
Vanilla, strawberry, or cookies & cream
4.50 per scoop
Shield of Sauces
A platter featuring 13 of our sauces served on a buckler! Flavors ranging from a few common condiments to refreshing relishes to dastardly dressings for you and your party to enjoy! (No substitutions, serving vessel not for sale)
10
Summon the Feast!
(Feeds 3-4 adventurers)
A platter worthy of your heroic party: four hydra strips, two piles of po-tay-toes, salad of your choice, and the shield of sauces
47
Add two hydra strips +6.50
Soda Fountain
All you can enjoy
4
Coffee and Tea
Featuring Velton's coffee
3.25
Hot Chocolate
House made mix with spices and milk chocolate, vanilla whipped cream
4.99
Espresso Bar
Limited hours! Ask front counter for specials
House Sodas
Red Bull and Italian sodas! Ask front counter for specials
On Tap and More
Check our drinks menu for beer, cider, wine, mead
